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The government hates us. Look at the Internal Revenue Service. Look at vehicle and license registration. Look at bureaucracies. Look at the national debt. Only some kind of an idiot would want open borders. They're doing some work on our building. About half the people are Hispanic about half the people are white and about half the people are black. You know what I mean.( yes I stole that from rat race) if we had open borders the project would have 100% cheap Hispanic labor. the blacks and the whites would be sitting at home on welfare. Does that make sense to you? We're supposed to keep praying Jesus please come back and make sense of this mess. But our Heavenly Father wouldn't listen to Jesus when he prayed. And apparently he's not listening to me. But you know we're supposed to keep trying. Pray without fainting and all that good stuff. Jesus has been through a lot so I'm going to keep an open mind I mean what else can I do you know what I mean? The Fathe...

We don't like him. We don't like him. He's still loud We don't like him.  We don't like him.  We don't like him.  He's not a communist.  We don't like him.  He's intriguing We don't like him.  We don't like him.  He's not a socialist.  He loves Israel.  We don't like him.  We don't like him.  He ignores things he doesn't care about.  We don't like him.  We don't like him.  We don't like him.  He loves Americans, which somehow seems unpatriotic...to us. 

So the big day has finally arrived. God keeps yet another promise. There are so many I lost track. Anyway, here you stand before the infinite fiery(why can't it be firey?) throne of righteous judgement. God opens the book and looking over his reading spectecales and huge white beard says to Jesus, which case number was this? Jesus replies, number one, I believe. God flips a few pages and says, ah yes, here it is. Satan drums his nails impatiently, while you think, wow he's a good looking devil. Another Angel stands up and starts going through protocol. After a few minutes you interrupt, excuse me. Are you going through this for each and every person? Everything stops. All eyes are upon you. You actually feel yourself getting smaller, just like those scenes in the movies. God strokes that little patch of beard under his lower lip and says, yes, yes we are. Satan rolls his eyes. You smile weakly. Then God asks you, do you understand the protocol so far? You studder, uh I so...

There are five spiritual forces messing with humanity. God is directing them in the continuing process of deceiving the nation's. Mankind has rejected God as their earthly ruler, failing to realize there is no escape. Religion Government Economy Education Medical Think of the things that the media revisits over and over and. ... There are other things like weather, science, and aliens from space to name a few. But in the matters of ongoing human activity these five forces stand out.  Is there a way to reign these processes in? Probably not, if you think its not nice to fool mother nature, imagine trying to outsmart an infinite Creator.  At the end of the day the only progress that occurs is through the ongoing sacrifice of leaders in these five spiritual institutions. And of course prosperity itself is always standing in the wings waiting to rush in and corrupt them. Take the economy for example. The financial segment of any significant economy is cruc...

So there's this guy. He moves in with this really hot chick. He's got a cat she's got a cat. They all get along, for a couple of years. They have a couple of rough spots. She moves out. She moves away. He moves into a two story house with a basement. It has lots of room. A year-and-a-half later she moves back to town.  She calls him up. She says I'm living in an apartment where I can't have a cat. Will you keep my cat? He says I have two cats now. But I like your cat so sure bring your cat over. So she brings her cat over. She stays a couple of nights. Then she leaves the cat. About four months later she calls up. She says how's my cat doing? He says your cats doing great. They all get along great. She says I'd like to come over and see my cat. He says sure come on over. She comes over. She stays for a couple of nights. She sees the cat. And she leaves. Don't you just love happy endings ? .

We don't like him. We don't like him. He's loud We don't like him.  We don't like him.  We don't like him.  A common sense messege doesn't play well in America.  We don't like him.  He's intriguing We don't like him.  We don't like him.  He's disgusting He fights back.  We don't like him.  We don't like him.  He's a womanizer, apparently.  We don't like him.  We don't like him.  We don't like him. 

 the goal of this blog is to build a huge community of like-minded no no I mean of highly Diversified perspectives that play well in a broader context yeah yeah that's it. Trust me Of course there are pictures. Hold still, this won't hurt a bit.