Judgement day !

So the big day has finally arrived. God keeps yet another promise. There are so many I lost track. Anyway, here you stand before the infinite fiery(why can't it be firey?) throne of righteous judgement. God opens the book and looking over his reading spectecales and huge white beard says to Jesus, which case number was this? Jesus replies, number one, I believe. God flips a few pages and says, ah yes, here it is. Satan drums his nails impatiently, while you think, wow he's a good looking devil.

Another Angel stands up and starts going through protocol. After a few minutes you interrupt, excuse me. Are you going through this for each and every person?

Everything stops. All eyes are upon you. You actually feel yourself getting smaller, just like those scenes in the movies. God strokes that little patch of beard under his lower lip and says, yes, yes we are. Satan rolls his eyes. You smile weakly.

Then God asks you, do you understand the protocol so far? You studder, uh I sort of glazed over at some point. Then you continue, time doesn't matter anymore, right? The angel answers, yes, no more time. Then you say cautiously, would it be ok if we read that frozen pizza review on the internet first? That was so funny.

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